Good In Theory

Fleeting moment
You pulse threw me
For just that one moment
I felt whole

My fingertips can still
Feel the warmth of skin
Warming my blood
Fixing broken pieces

Broken memories
Never fail to leave me
Holding me within their grasp
Drowning me in visions

Hold your breath
Jump back in with me
Hear your footsteps leave the ground
Lips swollen fighting for air

Half way into the fall
Is when you will see
With changing eyes
Beauty is within the broken

Fall with me

What is making me happy right now? My full bowl of fresh strawberries and a brand new can of Reddi Whip.

What has me pissed right now? My inability to give a shit about certain things. You know like whining Barbie dolls who are allowed to walk among us.

What still has me scratching my head in wonder? Well you see there’s this homeless crazy guy that walks the street that the boys school is on, every morning, carrying a different fruit and talking to it. Now most days its normal like an apple or a banana or even maybe an orange. Two weeks ago it was a pineapple which I found weird. For obvious reasons. Now this morning he trumped the weird fruit of the day pineapple with …. Drum roll please….. A Cantaloupe. Now how is he going to eat that and where does he get his fruit of the day anyway? See that is what I look forward to these days. What fruit is the crazy homeless guy carrying today? It’s a nail biter people really.

What totally made my weekend? While grocery shopping at Wal-Mart with my buddy Scotty, whom I took along for pure entertainment; I realized I also got a bodyguard in the deal. Apparently some dude was staring a little to much in the produce section, Scotty who is my cart man knows how to stay behind a little while I shop, pulls up to the dude and says, “Keep your own fucking eyes in your own fucking head.” The guy apologizes to my 5’10 270 pound human teddy bear of a friend. Me? I get this HUGE smile on my face and inform him he is now my permanent shopping buddy.

What has me smiling right now? You will never know.

Some songs just make you smile
As does the one that sends them to you

{Realizing these roads mean nothing to most of you}

By myself driving down Rt62 a red rusted out van comes beside me the guy looks at me than falls back behind me. Proceeds to follow me. I merge on to I77 and he’s still behind me… every now and then creeping up in the next lane just far enough to look at me then creeps back behind me. I merge off the ramp to Belden and so does he. Starting to not believe in flukes anymore I try to lose him. I turn into two different shopping centers pretend to park and then pull back out… still following me. I head over to the mall, my original destination, I make the turn into the mall going 40 and never put on my turn signal, figuring he wouldn’t be able to make that turn in his van and I’d lose him. NO. He makes it. Proceeds to follow me all through the mall’s parking lots.

Being smart I park where there are a ton of people walking in. He drives slowly down the next lane all the while staring at me. Now I am in the mall for about an hour and a half. When I leave I walk out with a bunch of guys that are leaving to. When I get to my car I check my back seat, the floor and my trunk BEFORE getting inside. I get in ready to go home telling myself I have now stepped over to the paranoid edge of my mind. I pull out of my parking spot start to go down the lane and who pulls out two lanes over and proceeds to get behind me?

That’s right the rusted out red van.

Now I know better than to go home. See that’s what he wants, he wants me to show him where I live. Yeah not happening bastard.

I call my buddy Scotty who lives in the town over from me and across the street from the Police station. Smartest thing I could think to do. He’s not going to follow me in there. So that is what I did, having Scotty meets me there. I park between cop cars, and I watch him drive by hitting the steering wheel as he goes. Yeah that’s right bastard I help no one hurt me.

Awareness ladies. Be aware of your surroundings. Please. Sometimes it saves lives.

This bastard wasted hours of his evening. What the fuck is wrong with people. Of course the police can’t do anything unless one is physically assaulted. Great we’ll just wait till he fixes his fix on some other girl. Fabulous.

Find me the antidote
To your ignorance
To your selfish actions
Of what you know is broken
Love from an unjust father
Picking lives
Is not the answer
Suffering under your spell
Hidden disguise of faith
Tortured by promises of hope
World sick infected lost
To your spewing of love
Inherited not deserved
Stripped down to pure rawness
Light filtered upon us
Truth in scars
Truth in pain
Truth in knowing
You are not the same

Drew Hastings. Cute… Funny… and Older. Cant get any better than that.   

If you didn’t see his special on Comedy Central last night… WATCH IT.

[His video he has on there titled "erotic asphyxiation"...TEARS people I tell you TEARS]